The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.