The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.