The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Jake Bates
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- Harrison Mevis
- Harrison Butker
FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.