The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.