The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
76%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.