The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.
79%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.