The Snap Count Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.