The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.