The Snap Count Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.