The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Moody's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.