The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.