The Wide Left Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
90%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.