The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
76%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.