The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Moody's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.