The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.