The Hamstring Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.