The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.