The Shank Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.