The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.