The Snap Count Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.