The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.