The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Ref: "Number Moody, that's a flag." Moody: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.