The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Moody's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.