The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.