The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Moody is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Moody drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.