The Snap Count Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Manjack IV's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.