The Butter-Finger Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Manjack IV runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Manjack IV's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.