The Phantom Holding Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The QB looks at Manjack IV exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
74%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Manjack IV's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.