The Shadow Coverage Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Manjack IV on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Manjack IV's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.