The Inch-Short Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Manjack IV drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Manjack IV's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.