The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Manjack IV's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Manjack IV drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.