The Snap Count Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Manjack IV's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.