The Inch-Short Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Manjack IV scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.