The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Manjack IV's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.