The Inch-Short Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Manjack IV scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Manjack IV's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.