The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Manjack IV is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Manjack IV, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.