The Snap Count Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Manjack IV finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Manjack IV, Manjack IV, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.