The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Joseph Manjack IV
Joseph Manjack IV · NYJ · WR
“Manjack IV gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Manjack IV's week
- Rookie Manjack IV gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Manjack IV's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Manjack IV was due a breakout.
91%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Manjack IV, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joseph Manjack IV in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joseph Manjack IV is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joseph Manjack IV actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.