The Hamstring Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Downs, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.