The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.