The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
91%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Downs, Downs, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.