The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Downs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Downs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.