The Shadow Coverage Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Downs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.