The Snap Count Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Downs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.