The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Downs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.