The Phantom Flag Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Downs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.