The Late Scratch Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Downs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Downs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.