The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Downs is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Downs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.