The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Downs's stadium. Only over Downs.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- Downs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Downs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Downs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.