The Inch-Short Hex of Josh Downs
Josh Downs · KC · WR
“Ref: "Number Downs, that's a flag." Downs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Downs's week
- The QB looks at Downs exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Downs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Downs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Josh Downs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Josh Downs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Josh Downs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.